The Breakfast of Champions

I've recently learned that some people jump start their morning with a little marijuana. Or at least, that's what some of the creepers in my building do to greet the new day. I only know this because that is the smell that greets me when I open my door to go to work each morning. And of course, to each their own. But I've got just one question. What's wrong with a refreshing diet soda to start your day?



If the sound of a can of ice cold cola doesn't get your blood flowing, I don't know what will. Think about it.